The Hideaway, Chez Andy - Photo of the Month Contest
Latest Winners:
Infinity Edge at Gaiac by Roy
Beach
Bum by Jacki B
The
Prize:
The winner each month will receive a gift certificate good for an all-inclusive
dinner for two at Andy's Hideaway, renowned for its "lousy food,
warm beer and view of the car park".
The
Fine Print:
1. Although
advertisements for Chez Andy The Hideaway (hereinafter “The Hideaway”)
represent that it serves warm food and lousy beer and that its wait
staff have been recruited from prisons and mental institutions, this
is not to be construed as a binding promise of any kind. On rare occasions,
the food may in fact be edible, the beer pleasantly cool and the wait
staff polite and charming. The Winner of the Photo of the Month Contest
(hereinafter “Winner”) acknowledges that such occasions
are accidental and serendipitous and do not constitute binding obligations
on The Hideaway in the future.
2.
Known the world over as one of “The Hot Tables in the Caribbean,”
The Hideaway caters to the ultra rich and ultra famous. If Winner does
not arrive in black tie by chauffeured limousine (or better yet by air
on the adjacent heliport), Winner recognizes that he/she will not be
seated. Even if arriving in style and suitably attired, Winner understands
that it is very unlikely that he/she will be seated at one of the coveted
tables that overlook the car park as these are reserved for guests with
titles or names ending in Roman Numerals.
3.
Winner further acknowledges that many people have become seriously ill
or deranged as a result of spending an evening at The Hideaway and that
such occurrences are simply one of the reasons why eating at The Hideaway
is always a memorable experience and an adventure.
4.
The Hideaway assumes no liability for guests who become lost or disappear
entirely while attempting to find the restrooms.
5.
This Certificate expires when The Hideaway is sued by its creditors
or by angry customers, files for bankruptcy or when the proprietor of
The Hideaway is formally adjudged as legally incompetent or insane:
all of which appear imminent.
How to Enter:
To be eligible to win please upload your photos in the Photo
Gallery. If possible, please limit the size of your photos to 600x800
mega pixels (or roughly 10" x 8" and less than 50kb).
A new winner
will be selected every month.